It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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