Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
