I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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