is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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