i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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