I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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