How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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