Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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