I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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