Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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