When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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