sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
