i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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