therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
