I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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