I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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