p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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