White coat. Heels.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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