Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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