belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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