sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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