She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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