Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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