You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
