You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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