I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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