I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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