Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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