i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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