Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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