Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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