Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
