I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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