Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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