We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
there's paper in my vomit.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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