After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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