put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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