see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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