I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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