i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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