so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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