Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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