He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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