You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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