You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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