If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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