he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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