Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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