are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Terrible idea I love it
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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