Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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